Il cinguettio del sabato

#spiaggesicure
Sequestrati: 20 salvagente, 10 palette con secchiello, 5 tamburelli, 3 confezioni di birilli. Un colpo mortale per Mafia, Camorra e Ndrangheta. E si fanno anche la foto.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/QLHJEwdyWm

— Skilly 🈲 (@LaSkilly) 9 agosto 2018

#LercioStory Astronomi avvertono: “Sono cadute quasi tutte le stelle”. A rischio la prossima notte di San Lorenzo (@SilentActorsFly) https://t.co/hndgs7QSuP

— lercio-notizie (@lercionotizie) 9 agosto 2018

Schiaffeggiare con veemenza un razzista può essere considerato un vezzoso atto goliardico?

— zuccheriNo (@l_patrizia) 9 agosto 2018

Solo un pazzo metterebbe la faccia una politica sanitaria a danno dei bambini contro il parere degli insegnanti, dei medici e dei genitori. Oppure un grillino pic.twitter.com/zTxvLuTg8Q

— Yoda (@PoliticaPerJedi) 9 agosto 2018

This is what happens when a mudflow is blocked by a bridge. A massive mudslide has crashed down a mountain and into a village in the Swiss municipality of Chamoson, damaging cars and properties in its path https://t.co/ThvRSvpJWf pic.twitter.com/O0CnpCyGxC

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) 9 agosto 2018

Ist das Kunst oder soll man hier entlangfahren? Angesichts eines neuen Radwegs in #Berlin schütteln Anwohner und Fahrradfahrer den Kopf. Die Bezirksstadträtin gibt der Baufirma die Schuld https://t.co/yXgXkP2Gje pic.twitter.com/HaAiFML0fU

— Süddeutsche Zeitung (@SZ) 9 agosto 2018

Me getting patronized 😾 pic.twitter.com/J6Cy8Do0tU

— Laura Eck (@laura_nobilis) 9 agosto 2018

Unfortunate sticker placement. #BookLoversDay pic.twitter.com/ShQWei3GoW

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) 9 agosto 2018

Nitinol springs, a small bar and a candle. Everything you need for a mesmerizing science toy https://t.co/ACslVKV2aG pic.twitter.com/okuSCqVNs2

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) 9 agosto 2018

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) 9 agosto 2018

I’ve always loved this bit of Suffragette trolling pic.twitter.com/qzJU7aE7Tm

— Louisa 🌈👭 (@LouisatheLast) 7 agosto 2018

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— Geoff Knauth (@gknauth) 9 agosto 2018

Tesla's Egg Of Columbus pic.twitter.com/ehw7mK6Mdw

— Science GIFs⚛️ (@Learn_Things) 10 agosto 2018

A complete 22-degree halo captured by Anne Spohnhauer on August 9, 2018 from Chiang Mai, Thailand https://t.co/dbXDnGRVr2 pic.twitter.com/gH72OeEanj

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) 10 agosto 2018

Popeye the Sailor pic.twitter.com/23zMvSry65

— cinemama (@cinemama4) 10 agosto 2018

King Kong Finally Makes Sense!#nosignal #canyouhearmenow pic.twitter.com/Sm7NVYcqXb

— Tech-FAQ (@tech_faq) 7 marzo 2014

You know what I'm tired of? The assumption that experience equals corruption. That public servants that have given their entire lives to fighting for others are automatically lesser than those who woke up in 2016 and noticed some work had to be done.

— KJ (@kristincake) 9 agosto 2018

Anno 1995:

- Cosa preferiresti per il tuo compleanno, un fratellino o il computer?
- Il computer. Almeno quello lo posso spegnere quando voglio.

E questa, signori, è la breve storia di come sono diventato un mediocre ingegnere informatico e un perfetto sociopatico.

— Perìto Perària (@aedan83) 10 agosto 2018

Pachycereus weberi is a cactus is endemic to Mexico, where it occurs in the states of Guerrero, Oaxaca and Puebla. It is also known as 'candelabro', which means candlestick due to its shape and height, which can reach 7 meters or more in warmer habitats https://t.co/dnRht0K7rH pic.twitter.com/jzIRLPsIB5

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) 10 agosto 2018

source https://t.co/zmGkI9tNVn pic.twitter.com/HYcysJvrij

— JeanPhilippedeTonnac (@inthemoodfortw) 10 agosto 2018

I bet mom didn't see that one coming! pic.twitter.com/u1zMLoxAXU

— Enlargeyournerd (@Enlargeyournerd) 10 agosto 2018

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